Carl Memes Funny Jokes About School
Scientific discipline Jokes
Q: What is a paramecium? A: Two latin mice
Q: What did the femur say to the patella?
A: I kneed y'all Q: Where does a hippopotamus go to academy? A: Hippocampus Q: What's the departure between a dog and a marine biologist? A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Q: What did the biologist couple name their twins?
A: One was Jessica and the other one was Control 
What does an anatomist give you when she is mad?
A scowl-ple
Why did the student fail the cadaver lab?
She just couldn't cutting information technology
I heard hamburger has less energy than steak because hamburger is in the ground state.
- What does ane do with a expressionless torso? Barium in a krypt-on
- Maybe he was killed oxydentally.
- They should have seen the doctor offset, he'd Curium.
- Ah, barium anyway, just to encounter how he reacts.
- better though to have helium.
- Possibly with a housplant, a Germanium.
- And if they stole it, the police would Cesium.
- Locked up for life, in Irons.
- They would get crazy in jail, a Silicon.
The politically-aware chemistry student protested past conveying a sentinel sign that stated: "Gratis Radicals Now!"
The best chemists would definitely not be pet owners. Their idea of a catalyst:
- ii bags of cat litter
- three cans of cat nutrient
- 1 can of flea powder
- i collar
Did you hear most the industrialist who had a huge chloroform spill at his factory? His business organisation went insolvent.
A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses v anxiety to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses v feet to the right. The statistician yells, Yep! We got 'em!"
Science (definition):
-- a particular area of report
-- doing stuff in a lab that would exist a felony in your garage.
I flask says to the other flask, "Absurd it! Yous're Over-reacting!
What gas never cries? Nitrous Oxide (Laughing Gas)
What do yous call a swim squad made upwardly of girls named Jennifer? Hygrogens!
viii sodium atoms walk into a bar... followed by Batman. (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na - BATMAN!)
- What fruit contains Barium and double Sodium? Banana!
- Teen 1: Did you lot hear oxygen and magnesium got together?? Teen 2: OMg!
- Chemistry True cat wants to know: If Schrodinger'due south true cat walks into a bar...is it there?
- What do yous call a periodic table with gold missing? "Au revoir"
- A neutrino walks into a bar...but he was merely passing through.
- Dogs are made upwards of calcium, nickel and neon (CaNiNe)
What is the proper name of the first electricity detective?
Sherlock Ohms!
Elevation 5 Lies Told by Teaching Assistants:
- I'm not going to grant any extensions.
- Call me anytime. I'm always available
- It doesn't matter what I remember; write what you believe.
- Think of the midterm as a diagnostic tool.
- My other department is much better prepared than you lot guys.
If Avogadro calls, tell him to exit his number.
Never trust an atom... they make up everything!
Are yous a carbon sample? Because I want to date you!
"One benzene ring to rule them all,
Ane benzene band to notice them.
Six sigma bonds to bring them all,
And in the solvent, bind them."
— Lord Of The Hydrocarbons
My starting time job was working in an orange juice factory, only I got canned; I couldn't concentrate.
A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One twenty-four hour period his supply of the birds ran out, and then he had to get out and trap some more than. On the manner back, he spied two lions asleep on the route. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them.
Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls beyond sedate lions for immortal porpoises.
A skeptical anthropologist was cataloging Due south American folk remedies with the assist of a tribal brujo who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any example of constipation. When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the brujo looked him in the eye and said, "Permit me tell you, with fronds like these, who needs enemas?"
A Relative Limmerick
There was an old lady called Wright
who could travel much faster than light.
She departed one mean solar day
in a relative way
and returned on the previous night.
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a calorie-free bulb?
A: None. That's a hardware result.
Q: How many theoretical physicists specializing in general relativity does it accept to alter a light bulb?
A: Two. Ane to hold the bulb and 1 to rotate the universe.
Q: What did one lab rat say to the other?
A: "I've got my scientist so well trained that every time I button the buzzer, he brings me a snack.
Physics Activist
There has been too much action in reaction to political scandals.
Please write to your congressman to repeal Newton'southward tertiary law.
How about the chemical workers… are they unionized?
Where do y'all put dirty dishes?
The zinc
I was reading a book on anti gravity.
I plant it difficult to put down.
Q: What is the prove cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: "Y'all may accept graduated just I've got many degrees"
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.
"You hateful a martini?" the bartender asks.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would take asked for it!"
Q: What do you exercise with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and yous can't curium, then you might as well barium.
The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the drinking glass half empty.
The pharmacist see the glass completely full, one-half in the liquid state and half in the vapor country.
Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Godel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg turns to the other 2 and says, "Conspicuously this is a joke, only how can nosotros figure out if it's funny or non?" Godel replies, "Nosotros can't know that considering we're inside the joke." Chomsky says, "Of course it's funny. You're just telling it incorrect."
The programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the shop and pick upwardly a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, go a dozen."
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
The last words of a pharmacist?
"... and now for the taste examination."
Why don't we have all these chemical science jokes and barium?
A Higgs Boson particle walks into a church, and the priest asks "Why did you come up?"
Boson replies "Are you lot kidding? You tin can't have mass without me!"
Two guys walk into a bar. The first guy says, "I'll have some H2O." The second guy says, "I'll accept some H2O too."
The second guy died.
There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had whatever gigs yet.
Q: Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?
A: Because it's pretty basic stuff.
What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties? Methylated spirits.
Q: What do you lot call a clown who's in jail?
A: A silicon.
Q: What did one ion say to the other?
A: I've got my ion you.
Q: Why did the acid go to the gym?
A: To go a buffer solution!
Q: Why does hamburger take lower free energy than steak?
A: Because it'due south in the ground state.
Q: Why did Chlorine's sisters Boron and Carbon lock her in the closet?
A: Because she was too attractive!
Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met.
Q: How tin can you lot spot a chemist in the restroom?
A: They wash their hands before they go.
Titanium is the most amorous metallic. When it gets hot, it'll combine with annihilation.
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you lot had that many venereal on your lesser.
Submitted past Kim G. - Stony Beck University
What did one paramecium say to the other paramecium? You're cilia than me!
Submitted by Kim G. - Stony Brook University
Leonard: Sheldon! Nosotros take to do this!
Sheldon: No. we don't. We have to accept in nourishment, expel waste, and inhale enough oxygen to continue us from dying. Everything else is optional!
--From Large Bang Theory
Submitted by Carl B at University of Denver
Mary had a little lamb, she doesn't any more. For what she thought was H2O was H2SO4.
Trinitrotolulene to students is quite appealing. We tried some out in class today, the floor is at present the ceiling.
You Pb me to believe he's dead. I Zn he won't survive. Ba in the ground you fool, do you Zn he's notwithstanding alive?
Submitted past Greg Westward.
Q: What emotional disorder does a gas chomatograph suffer from?
A: Separation feet.
Q: What practice yous call Iron bravado in the wind?
A: Febreeze.
Sugar Cubed
Submitted by Bob at Gannon University
Q: What do you phone call a microbiologist that has traveled to every country in the world?
A: A man of many cultures.
A methodologist'south wife had twins. He was delighted. He rang the government minister who was also delighted. "Bring them to church on Sunday and nosotros'll baptize them," said the minister. "No," replied the statistician. "Baptize one. We'll keep the other every bit a control."
Rene Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drink. The bartender asks him if he would like some other. "I call up non," he says, and vanishes in a puff of logic.
Something to Ponder:
- Tin can you cry nether water?
- How important does a person accept to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
- Since breadstuff is square, why is sandwich meat round?
- Why do yous have to "put your two cents in"...but information technology's merely a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes?
- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the dress y'all were buried in for eternity?
A biologist, an engineer, and a mathematician were observing an empty building. They noted two people entering the building and sometime later observed 3 coming out.
The biologist remarked, "Oh they must have reproduced."
The engineer said, "Our initial count must have been incorrect"
The mathematician stated, "Now if one more than person goes into the building information technology will be completely empty."
Optimism vs. Engineering
The optimist sees a glass equally half full.
The pessimist sees information technology every bit one-half empty.
The engineer sees a glass that is twice as big as it needs to exist.
The Lady Gaga Periodic Tabular array Song:
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were given a red rubber ball and told to discover the volume.
The mathematician measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.
The physicist placed the ball in a chalice of water and measured the total displacement.
The engineer looked up the model and series number in his crimson-rubber-ball table.
Star low-cal, star bright
First star I see tonight
I wish I may, I wish I might
Oh look, it's only a satellite
Q: What do programmers and cats have in common?
A: When either 1 is unusually excited, an advisable question is "Did you find a problems?"
Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender says "Do you all want something to potable?"
The first logician says "I don't know."
The 2nd logician says "I don't know."
The third logician says "Yeah."
Funny Science Puns
- Ratio of an igloo'due south circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
- 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
- 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
- Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
- ii.four statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League
- Time information technology takes to sail 220 yards at i nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
- 16.v feet in the Twilight Zone = ane Rod Serling
- Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
- 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
- Basic unit of laryngitis = i hoarsepower
- Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
- 453.six graham crackers = 1 pound cake
- 1 million-million microphones = ane megaphone
- 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
- 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
- 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
- 52 cards = ane decacards
- one kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
- k milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
- ane millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
- 1 trillion pins = one terrapin
- ten rations = 1 decoration
- 2 monograms = ane diagram
- 4 nickels = two paradigm
Murphy'south 10 Laws for Experimentalists:
(1) If something can go wrong, it will do so just before your grant is up for review
(two) If the reading on your detector is right, then you forgot to plug it in
(3) If several things tin can go incorrect then they will exercise and so all at the aforementioned fourth dimension
(4) If nada tin can become incorrect with your experiment, something all the same will
(5) Left unto itself, your experiment will get from bad to worse
On the other hand, if you pay attending to the experiment then it will take three times longer to complete than you thought information technology would
(6) Nature is both subtle and malicious
(7) A direct line volition never fit your data, and using a wiggly line volition upshot in the rejection by referees of the publication of piece of work
(8) If you make a great discovery today, you lot will find a major error in your methods tomorrow
(9) In contrast to a radio, banging your apparatus when you are at peak frustration will not prepare it simply permanently break it
(10) When your experiment is but well-nigh to succeed, you will run out of grant money
Old chemistry teachers never die, they just fail to react.
What did the biologist wear on his starting time engagement?
Designer jeans
If an experiment works, something has definitely gone wrong.
Does a radioactive true cat have eighteen half-lives?
How many programmers does information technology take to modify a low-cal bulb?
Tin't be done, deplorable, information technology's a hardware problem.
Two tectonic plates bump into each other.
One says, "Lamentable. My error."
A pocket-size piece of ice which lived in a exam tube fell in dear with a Bunsen burner.
"Bunsen, my flame! I melt whenever I meet you!" said the ice.
The Bunsen burner replied, "Information technology'south just a stage you're going through."
Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?
A: Pull down its genes.
Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.
Q: If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you lot see? ?
A: A mole of molasses.
Q: What is the chemical name of the following benzene-like molecule?
PhD PhD \ / C - C / \ C C \ / C - C A: Orthodox
Q: What is the chemic name of the following benzene-like molecule?
4 \ C - C iv / \ / C C \ / C - C A: Metaphor
An electron sitting in a prison house asked a 2nd electron cellmate, "What are you in for?" To which the latter replied, "For attempting a forbidden transition."
Q: If H-two-O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H-two-O-CUBED
Q: What is the chemic formula for the molecules in candy?
A: Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Q: What is the proper name of the molecule CH2O?
A: Seawater
Q: What do you telephone call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
A: CoRnY.
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates and so much?
A: They're cheaper than day rates.
❤ ❤ ❤ Scientist Option-upwardly Lines: ❤ ❤ ❤
- Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I am effectually you.
- If I were an Enzyme, I'd exist Deoxyribonucleic acid HELICASE so I could unzip your genes!
- Even if there were no gravity on Earth, I'd still fall for yous.
- Y'all're more than special than relativity.
- Like the platonic vacuum, you're the simply thing in my universe.
Two antennas met on a roof, roughshod in love and got married.
The anniversary wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!
A mushroom goes into in bar and says: "A round of drinks for everyone!"
I customer says to some other, "Well, he seems similar a fun guy."
In that location are x types of people in the earth:
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
To get to the same side!
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are hanging out one afternoon.
Einstein is bored, so he suggests, "Permit's play hide-and-seek. I'll be information technology!"
The others agree, then Einstein begins counting. "1... Two... Three..."
Pascal runs off correct away to find a place to hide.
Only Newton merely takes out a slice of chalk and draws a mid-sized square.
He finishes and steps into the square merely equally Einstein shouts, "Ready or not -- here I come!"
Einstein looks upwardly and immediately spots Newton standing correct in forepart of him. He says, "I found you, Newton!"
Newton replies, "No, you found 1 Newton per square meter -- You found Pascal!"
Why tin can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
Where does bad light land?
In Prism.
A photon checks into a hotel.
The bellhop asks, "Tin I assist you with your luggage?"
It replies, "I don't have whatever. I'thousand traveling light."
How many theoretical physicists does information technology take to screw in a light bulb?
2. One to concord the bulb and one to rotate the Universe.
Two chemists walk into a bar.
The kickoff says, "Ill have some H20."
The second says, "I'll have some H20 besides."
The second one dies.
Q: How did the English major ascertain microtome on his biology exam?
A: An itsy bitsy book.
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates!
If H-2-O is the formula for water, what is the formula for water ice?
H-two-O-CUBED
Q: What practise chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A: A ferrous wheel
Fe - Fe / \ Fe Fe \ / Fe - Fe Argon walks into a bar...
The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases in here!"
...Argon doesn't react.
Susan was in chemical science. Susan is no more than, for what she thought was Water was H2SO4.
A Handy Guide to Modern Scientific discipline:
- If it's green or it wiggles, information technology'southward biology
- If it stinks, it's chemical science
- If it doesn't work, it'due south physics
Why are chemists so great at solving problems? Respond: Because they have all the solutions.
We would like to apologize for not adding more jokes... but we simply update them.... periodically!
Q: Anyone know whatever jokes about sodium?
A: Na
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the expert ones Argon
Silvery walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
(Fe)male person = male person with iron added for greater strength, ductility and magnetism.
Q: What is the name of the molecule bunny-O-bunny?
An ether bunny
What do you do with dead scientists?
Barium
How does the failing chemistry student respond this examination question: "H2o is the formula for water. What is H2O4?"
"Washing, Cleaning and Drinking"
The by, the futurity, and the present all walked into a room at the same time...
Information technology was tense.
A Neutron walked into a bar and asked the toll of a beer.
The bartender replied, "For you lot? No accuse."
Three statisticians go duck hunting. A duck flies by, and the start fires a shot, which goes a foot too high. The second tries, but his shot goes a pes too low. The third jumps up and shouts: "We got information technology!"
I told a chemistry joke in class, but I got no reaction.
Nitrogen asked Oxygen out on a date, Oxygen said NO.
Oxygen and Potassium once went on a date. Information technology went OK.
Murphy's Laws for Experimentalists:
- if something tin become wrong, it will do so only before your grant is upwardly for review
- if the reading on your detector is correct, then you take forgot to plug information technology in
- if several things tin can go wrong and then they will exercise so all at the same time
- a straight line volition never fit your data, and using a wiggly line volition result in the rejection by referees of the publication of work
- if you lot brand a great discovery today, you will detect a major fault in your methods tomorrow (experienced experimentalists call this effect "here today, gone tomorrow")
Peak Reasons to exist a Chemistry Student
- All the java you could want
- Cool safety glasses
- Exposure to all kinds of toxic and cancerous substances
- Considering it'south pHun!
- Access to 100% ethanol
- Learn to completely deliquesce the bodies of your enemies
- E'er have plans for Friday night: Piece of work in lab
- Desire to be blamed for all faults in the surround and causes of cancer
- Go a master chef at poverty cuisine
The Question of 2+2
Several scholars were asked "What is 2+2?"
The engineer whips out his estimator and answers "3.99."
The physicist pulls out some technical references, models the trouble on the computer and proudly announces "The answer is between 3.98 and 4.02."
The statistician replied "I demand more data points."
The philosopher replies "What is the meaning of 2?"
The psychologist replies "How does 2+2 brand you lot feel?"
The medical student replies "4."
The others await at him and ask, "How exercise you know?"
He replies, "I memorized it."
H2O
Timmy's teacher asks the class, "What is the chemical formula for water?"
Timmy pipes upwardly and replies, "HIJKLMNO!!!"
Timmy's instructor asks, "Where did you lot get that from?"
Timmy replies, "Yesterday you lot said it was H to O!"
Why Science Teachers are not asked to monitor recess:
REPLIES TO AN INVITATION TO A SCIENTIST'S BALL
- Pierre and Marie Curie were radiating enthusiasm.
- Einstein thought information technology would be relatively piece of cake to nourish.
- Volta was electrified and Archimedes, buoyant at the thought.
- Ampere was worried he wasn't up to electric current enquiry.
- Ohm resisted the idea at first.
- Boyle said he was under too much pressure.
- Edison thought information technology would be an illuminating experience.
- Watt reckoned information technology would be a skillful mode to permit off steam.
- Heisenberg was uncertain if he could make it.
- Hertz said in the hereafter he planned to attend with greater frequency.
- Henry begged off due to a low capacity for alcohol.
- Audobon said he'd have to fly it.
- Hawking said he'd endeavour to string plenty time together to brand a space in his schedule.
- Darwin said he'd have to see what evolved.
- Mendel said he'd put some things together and run into what came out.
- Descartes said he'd think about it.
- Newton was moved to nourish.
- Pavlov was drooling at the thought.
Why practice tigers have stripes?
And then they don't get spotted.
What did the receiver say to the radio moving ridge?
Ouch! That megahertz.
What do astronauts do when they get aroused?
Blast off!
Where did the lightning bolt propose to his girlfriend?
Cloud 9.
What do you phone call ii dinosaurs that accept been in an accident?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks
Teamwork is essential, considering you can always blame someone else.
A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads "Corking Day Rates, Even Amend NO3-'s"
Why are chemists great for solving problems?
Did you hear near the chemist who was reading a book near Helium?
He but couldn't put it downward.
Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
They bonded well from the minute they met.
The doctor tells a woman that she has simply six months to live. He advises her to ally a pharmacist and move to Toledo.
The woman asks, "Will this cure my illness?"
"No," replies the doctor, "simply it will make six months seem like a very long time."
Two physicists walk into a bar.
The third 1 ducks.
How many biologists does information technology accept to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change information technology and three to write the ecology-bear on argument.
Ii molecules are walking down the street and they come across each other.
One says to the other, "Are you all correct?"
"No, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'grand positive!"
Blonde Scientist Joke
Two gorgeous blonde biologists were in the field on a fine summer day. While following a game trail, they came across a pair of tracks.
"Those are deer tracks," the first blonde stated.
"Oh no," she said other, "Those are definitely moose tracks."
With this, they began to argue.
In fact, they were still arguing when the train hit them.
A scientist investigating behavior in bullfrogs notices that when startled by a loud noise the frog jumps.
Deciding to experiment further he yells "Jump" and notes that the frog jumps a distance of 4 anxiety.
He so cuts off a front end leg, yells jump and the frog jumps 3 feet.
He cuts off the other front end leg, yells bound; the frog jumps 2 feet.
He cuts off a back leg, yells jump; the frog barely manages to jump six inches.
Cutting off the last leg when he yells jump the frog doesn't motion. He yells louder; the frog doesn't motion.
In his notebook the scientist concludes: "A frog with no legs becomes deaf."
What are some of the dangers associated with DHMO?
Each yr, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major correspondent to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment. Some of the known perils of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:
Expiry due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue impairment.
Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
DHMO is a major component of acrid pelting.
Gaseous DHMO tin can cause severe burns.
Contributes to soil erosion.
Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
Contamination of electric systems frequently causes short-circuits.
Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
Given to fell dogs involved in recent mortiferous attacks.
Oft associated with killer cyclones in the U.Due south. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.Southward.
Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected correspondent to the El Nino weather upshot.
(What is DHMO? www.dhmo.org)
A Quote from Einstein:
"Everybody is a genius.
But if you estimate a fish past its
ability to climb a tree,
it will alive its whole life
believing that it is stupid."
~ Albert Einstein ~
Staff of life Kills!
one. More than than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
2. Fully half of all children who abound up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. Every slice of bread y'all consume brings yous nearer to death.
4. Bread is associated with all the major diseases of the torso. For case, nearly all sick people have eaten staff of life.
The effects are apparently cumulative:
- 99.9% of all people who die from cancer have eaten bread.
- 99.seven% of the people involved in air and auto accidents ate bread inside 6 months preceding the accident.
- 93.1% of juvenile delinquents came from homes where bread is served frequently.
5. Breadstuff is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as picayune as a teaspoon of dough can be used to suffocate a lab rat. The average American eats more bread than that in ane day!
half dozen. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a
low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's illness, and osteoporosis.
7. Bread is often a "gateway" food particular, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and fifty-fifty common cold cuts.
In light of these frightening statistics, we propose the following bread restrictions:
1. No sale of breadstuff to minors.
2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, consummate with glory TV spots and bumper stickers.
iii. A 300 percent federal taxation on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.
iv. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.
5. Laissez passer a law to limit all use of bread to 2 slices.
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